Monthly Archives: March 2018
Your Weekly Dose of Euphemistic Language: Pharmacist
Now for your weekly dose of euphemistic language, the euphemistic word “pharmacist” will now be known by the more honest phrase of “drug dealer.” Or a “licensed drug dealer.” Or “a-licensed-drug-dealer-who-isn’t-a-target-of-The-War-on-Drugs- but-should-be-despite-the-fact-that-the-drugs-they-sell-do-far-more-damage-to-the-human-body-and-kill-more-people-than-illegal-drug-use-combined.” 🙂
Your Weekly Dose of Euphemistic Language: Nagging
And now for your weekly dose of euphemistic language . . . For those of you who like to use the euphemistic word, “nagging,” it will now be known as “emphatically urging others.” So if anyone accuses you ladies of nagging, just reply with, “No, I don’t nag, I just emphatically urge others.” And make […]
Arming School Teachers: It’s an Entertaining Idea
Arming school teachers? Can you imagine all of the scenarios that would emerge from implementing such?
Your Weekly Dose of Euphemistic Language: Old Person
And now for your weekly dose of euphemistic language, the honest phrase of “old person” will now be replaced by the less anxiety inducing word of “vintage.” Next time an old timer says they are old, just say, “You’re not old, you’re just vintage.” Or perhaps when an old person says they live at an […]
The Damage Dealing Meat Shield 