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And now for your weekly dose of euphemistic language . . . For those of you who like to use the euphemistic word, “nagging,” it will now be known as “emphatically urging others.” So if anyone accuses you ladies of nagging, just reply with, “No, I don’t nag, I just emphatically urge others.” And make […]
Arming school teachers? Can you imagine all of the scenarios that would emerge from implementing such?
And now for your weekly dose of euphemistic language, the honest phrase of “old person” will now be replaced by the less anxiety inducing word of “vintage.” Next time an old timer says they are old, just say, “You’re not old, you’re just vintage.” Or perhaps when an old person says they live at an […]
My thoughts on the recent Parkland shooting and the surrounding circus.
And now for your weekly dose of euphemistic language, instead of using the medical term vagina to refer to a woman’s pussy, use the more honest and accurate phrase of “dick receptacle.” Ladies you don’t have a vagina, you have a “dick receptacle.” Now if we can only get those advertisements geared towards women to […]
Learn what a woman truly means when she says ‘congratulations’ to another woman.
And now for your weekly dose of euphemistic language, when ever a female uses the phrase “alpha female,” it will be replaced with the more honest phrase of: “Hi I’m a massive cunt with an over inflated ego that thinks way too highly of myself.”