And now for your weekly dose of euphemistic language, “missiles” will now be known as “large flying firecrackers that have a mind of its own.” “North Korea won’t fire missiles into South Korea, however it will fire large flying firecrackers that have a mind of its own into South Korea.


And now for your weekly dose of euphemistic language, “pooping” will hereby now be known as “making an interesting bearing deposit to the sewer company.” “I don’t poop, I make an interest bearing deposit to the sewer company.”


And now for your weekly dose of euphemistic language, the word “bra” will now be known by the more honest phrase of “boob holder.” “Wow, my boob holder has gotten tighter since having they kids. I need to get a bigger boob holder.”


And now for your weekly dose of euphemistic language, “extortion” will now be known as “garnering payments through influential means.” “The mob has indicated that they will no longer engage in the dishonorable practice of extortion, but instead will garner payments through influential means.”


Musicians, are you looking for a new avenue of income? I have an idea just for you.


Just using that nogging of mine to further improve check out lines. First it was katanas and herpes, now it’s cashier rating system.


And now for your weekly dose of euphemistic language, the dishonest phrase of “3rd World Country” will be replaced with the more honest and descriptive phrase “shit hole.” “India isn’t a 3rd World Country, it’s a shit hole . . . literally. The country where the government is spending money on PSAs to convince people […]